Wednesday, April 11, 2007
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The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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Geez, can ya give Ollie a break? It's one bad start. Maine walked the park yesterday, and none of this for him.
c'mon, it's FUNNY.
At least it wasn't bladder control problems...
Hi Metradamus-Don't give up on Ollie.
I sitll think he'll come around.
However that sign is hilarious.
Ah, have a little sense of humor. Nobody is giving up on the kid. Hilarious sign, Metstra
I like how everyone (Lo Duca, Ollie, The Jacket) is saying he was "just missing" last night. Um, I was at the game, it looked like he was missing by a fairly comfortable margin to me.
Toasty, I thought that too watching the game but he was also not getting close calls from the ump, and it seemed to be getting to him. Not to mention that Eaton was getting those same calls. Plus add in a few trips from Soul Glo and I think he was just off.
PS I agree Shari, the sign is pretty darn funny!
Perhaps if he'd yelled "Ollie Ollie Oxen Free!", the strike-zone would have come out of hiding...
I thought the sign was cool even Ollie would appreciate it.
BUT, I thought of one better...painting a strikezone onto a small part of the homeplate umpires groin....like where the sun cant shine.
Send OJ to IRaq now! He will bring freedom and demcracy!!! why don't you see the awesome military force of the juice unleashed
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