The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: Pain Relief

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE MUSINGS AND PROPHECIES OF METSTRADAMUS

"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty

"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett

"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve

"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous

"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous

"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark

"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous

"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous

"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)

"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair

"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc

"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met

"Go to hell."-Erica

"You Bastard!"-Erik Love

"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context

"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother

"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon

"Bite me."-Mario

"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince

"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still

"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News

"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love

"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe

"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets

"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David

"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray

"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Pain Relief

I feel better already.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...: If they had offered Vic a contract, I would have jumped out the window. Although Jay Horwitz was quoted as saying that the Mets want to continue negotiations with him!?! Please get rid of this albatross.

Starting to get concerned about all of this time passing with no Met activity. . .; 9:29 AM
Mookie McFly said...: Looks like activity is on the way...the rumor mill has the Mets signing the one & only Marcus Giles...Don't tell Toasty Joe (I want to!). He might have to compose a welcome song. The Braves didn't tender offers to him or Chris Reitsma. Hey maybe we get another bullpen arm in Reitsma. It would be nice to take two guys from the Braves. I'm not a big Giles fan but it would be foolish to say he isn't a better player than Stache with a huge upside at 28 years old...

I think it is imperative to have at least one guy named Victor on the Mets so I'm not sure what Omar will do next...; 12:30 PM
Anonymous said...: hahaha! Only OJ would make the Mutt$ more of a hated franchise! haha. Plus the CoupONS could sell his Book at all home games. Haha. ONly thing the Mutt$ cara about is money. Losers.; 1:02 PM
Anonymous said...: A guy who had a 4 and a half ERA pitching for us, while pitching hurt, who could have likely been had for a million or two. Given that guys with 4 and a half ERAs are getting 10 million a year contracts, this seems a low risk proposition as well as a flatout Zambargain.

I know it feels good that he's gone, but it's not his fault we traded Kazmir. I think we should have let him Zambattle for another shot. Stop the Zambashing!; 4:43 PM
Anonymous said...: Please, Please, Omar, sign Marcus... after watch Valentin in the playoffs, I fear he has used up his superpowers!!

PS... beautiful baseball card of MAZ! NICE work!; 11:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Scott Kazmir; 9:34 AM

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Pain Relief

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