Saturday, December 23, 2006

A Carol For Omar

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
Arlington's no place to go...
Get Zito, get Zito, get Zito.

He doesn't show signs of stopping
And his fastball is a'popping
Since his WHIP is relatively low
Get Zito, get Zito, get Zito.

When we finally say play ball
How I'll hate Jeff Suppan more and more
But if you really sign Zito
His ERA will be well under four.

Negotiations are slowly dying
And Scott Boras is still lying
But if Omar loves me so...
He'll get Zito, get Zito, get Zito.

Happy Holidays to all.


Mike V said...

Excellent! Well done.

As all year long, Metstra...

Happy holidays to you and yours.

-Mike V
Transplanted Mets Fan

jabair said...


Anonymous said...

This Is Just To Say

I have swung at
the fastballs
that were in
the Zito cache

and which
you were probably
for someone else.

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so blazing.

-- William Omar Williams

fredstradamus said...

Juuuuust what I needed to brighten my morning! Thank you, bro!

Unser said...

Well friggin' done MD.

Can you do one to the tune of "You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch" about the Wilpons' decision to raise ticket prices?

Sean said...

I mean, if they're raising ticket prices, they damn well better give Zito the money he wants. As someone who's been clamoring for us to sign him, I suppose I should be ready to put my money where my mouth is...

The Metmaster said...

Author, author!!!
Well done my friend.
Who said Tin Pan Alley was dead?

Tommy_Calzone said...


Happy & Healthy Merry Christmas to you and your family.

keep up the good work.

Larry said...

very good blog

The Metmaster said...

With Brandon McCarthy under the Rangers tree today, they look like they are out of the Zito market. Omar has an open field to run now. The Giants and Mariners are never going to go dollar-for-dollar with the Mets. Die Scott Boras.

Tommy_Calzone said...

just got our Christmas gift

Suppan signed with Milwaukee!

Thanks Santa!

whew! I was really sweatin that one!
had kevin appier written all over it

fred said...

Tommy, just came to post the same thing! Thank you, oh thank you, Baby Jesus!

AlGoreLovesthe Trees said...

The Mets should get Ziot because he can keep other teams from scoring many points and thus the Mets can overcome obstcles.

Anonymous said...

Excellent. Jeff Suppan back at #1
on the Hate List.
And deservedly so.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

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