Saturday, July 09, 2005

Time Does NOT Heal All Wounds

I know, time is supposed to heal all wounds.

So why, three hours after the Mets most brutal loss of the season, am I madder than I was before?

Ramon, I don't know what else to say except...

RUN!!!!!!!!!

IT WAS A DOUBLE! IT WAS A DOUBLE OFF THE WALL!!! I know you're slow, I know you have a bobblehead which can make balance a chore...BUT YOU STILL SHOULD HAVE SCORED ON A DOUBLE OFF THE WALL FROM SECOND BASE!!!

WHAT, IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND DECENT, IS THE MATTER WITH YOU???!???!?!??

Yeah, Cliff should have blocked the Lawton double. And Aaron and Braden shouldn't have made life difficult. But you know what? Their mistakes were physical. They happen. Yours, however, was a mental block. And seeing that your head is monstrous, that's a mighty large mental block. You had a great game up until that point. But RUN!!!!

Ramon, because you may have missed it, here's the map:

Please print this. Keep it. Please make photo copies and place it in every locker in the clubhouse. Make sure it is as big a clubhouse staple as chewing gum. And remember, second comes after first, home comes after third, and...

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

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