The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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Omar's to do list/Winter Meetings:
4 comments:
:-(
It's gonna be a looong winter, isn't it?
I just don't want to hear any talk from our guys. No "we're the team to beat" or "the Phillies' comments have given us extra incentive this year". Nothing.
I want to see these guys play right. Do your dances if you want, your specialized hand shakes, whatever. Play the f'ing game correctly . . . and hard.
We should co-opt Johan's contribution to the line-up card from his last game and put it on the CitiField facade as the team's slogan "It's time to be a MAN!"
Have you noticed that Johan statement has had a profound effect on me?
This website used to be enjoyable to read. I could come on here and read witty game wraps, and self depreciating humor. Now all I read is "Phillies Phillies Phillies". Sorry Metstra, but when you pointed out how obsessed the Phillies were obsessed with the Mets, did you realize how obsessed you are with the Phillies? :/
As for your to-do list...looks great. Hopefully Omar is on it RIGHT NOW.
Metstra
Do us a favor....don't pick the Mets over the Phillies to win the division for the third straight year in 2009. It's not the kind of hat trick we want. Although I have to give you props that you picked the Phils for the NLCS in 2008....although you had them playing the Mets!!!
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