The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: Anna Phanatic

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE MUSINGS AND PROPHECIES OF METSTRADAMUS

"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty

"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett

"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve

"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous

"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous

"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark

"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous

"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous

"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)

"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair

"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc

"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met

"Go to hell."-Erica

"You Bastard!"-Erik Love

"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context

"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother

"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon

"Bite me."-Mario

"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince

"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still

"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News

"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love

"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe

"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets

"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David

"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray

"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Anna Phanatic

Looks like Anna Benson has a new outfit for next year's Christmas party:

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: this has nothing to do with anna but i was looking through the mariners page and it seems like they stole the mojo risin bit from the mets......maybe you knew about it but whatever; 9:34 AM
Anonymous said...: What a perfect fit. Anna is a Philly type of girl. No class.; 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...: Well Played, Metstra. Can't wait to hear the Anna chants when her hubby takes the mound at Shea this year.; 1:46 PM
Demitri said...: Come on metstra, couldn't you find a sleazy Phanatic pic featuring cleavage for your otherwise excellent Photoshop effort?

And regarding Philadelphia, I think we need to be careful separating Philly residents and its fans. As a former Philly resident and and huge Mets fan - I can let you know that there are plenty of NY sports fans down here.

Sadly, no one I've seen here looks like Anna Benson.; 2:59 PM
Gonzo said...: Well played, Sir.; 9:40 PM
Anonymous said...: The original Phanatic head is more attractive.

BTW, this 'anonymous' person sure posts a lot here.; 10:13 PM
Anonymous said...: I know, Dias, and the posts are pretty low quality if you asked me.

Philly's got more swagger than most. Though the Phillies are SOOOOO the team to beat, especially now with Mr. Benson!

Don't hate on Philly the City, yo!; 11:40 PM

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Anna Phanatic

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