The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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9 comments:
That posed picture all but groans, "Oh god, who's up now?"
Having lost their Putz, I guess the Mets feel they need Dickey to retain their manhood.
The Yankees pick up Javier Vazquez, the Mets are close to signing RA Dickey. "Nuff said". Good God, we suck!
Maybe Dickey will follow in the footsteps of another knuckleballer, and keep a diary next season and write a hillarious "Ball Four" style book about those lovable, wacky Mets.
Befuddling, isn't it? Being that our owner only cares enough to want "meaningful games in September", R.A. Dickey doesn't look that bad (it looks down right terrible). Now, if the owner had the gumption to pursue winning with verve and conviction, then I'd be ticked. If our owner has set the bar low and seems contented with wrecking our team, literally single handedly since he gained Doubleday's half of the team, then shouldn't we as fans be content too if we're real followers of this Mess...ooops. I mean Mets team? Sir Metstradamus? Do you have clairvoyance into when the "Won'tPons" will find that elusive CLUE?
signed, a new follower.
no, YOU R.A. Dickey!
This Wilpon Winter is looking more like the movie Major League every day. It reminds me of the sequence where they say: I never heard of half of these guys and the ones I have are way past their prime. Most of these guys never had a prime. This guy here is dead. Well cross him off then.
I suppose the next move will be to find someone in the California Penal League to pitch.
Are you sure that isn't Ryan Church after his second concussion?
I have no idea who this guy is. And my guess is that once I do know who he is next summer I am not gonna be happy about it.
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