Wednesday, July 22, 2009
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The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
Walk-O-Meter: 17 |
6 comments:
Maybe this explains all of the injuries. Bernazard is beating the crap out of the players he's not happy with.
Where is the accountability here with the farm system. "VP in charge of player development"?
So "development" includes calling a player the C word, ripping off your shirt like an idiot and challenging a kid half your age to a fight.
No wonder we're screwed.
Metstra, I would totally buy that game for the Wii.
At least somebody on this team has some fight left in them.
At least somebody on this team has some fight left in them.
Bernazard is a cancer. He has to go. Did you catch Omar's press conference yesterday before the game? I have never heard an executive of a professional sports team sound so ignorant and inarticulate, and appear more in over his head than Minaya. I swear, he sounded like Ralph Kramden after he was asked "Who wrote Swanee River"? on the $64,000 Question episode.
I wish whoever the player was accepted the fight and put Bernazard out of commission for a while...
If* they don't fire him I'm going to throw something large** out of a 12th story window.
*When
**Myself
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