Yeah, it's a minor league deal for Sideshow Bobby Kielty. There's your low end righty, kids.I kinda dig him off the bench. I just hope he doesn't scare the children with that hair. Because as you know, it's all about the children.
The Mets also signed former Yankee Matt DeSalvo, who had a 31.50 ERA last season with Atlanta. I've had dinner bills at fancy restaurants lower than 31.50. Awesome. There's a signing that has all the excitement of a Citi Field commemorative patch.
I miss Brandon Knight already.
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well, thats the first time my eyes set upon the damned patch on a real jersey...my eyes are scorched from one quick view...its f-in huge...."ohhhhh the Humanity"
You know, if you combined all the contracts of these anemic backup backup outfielders we're signing left and right, we might have a Manny-sized one.
...I'm just sayin'.
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