The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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14 comments:
Brilliant!!!
I needed this!
Oh wow, brilliant as ever.
And sad, too, very sad. Let us hope that it never comes to this. Oh, and that Joe Morgan, well, I have nothing remotely positive there...
That...was...awesome
Brilliant ! LMFAO !!!
If this move (Phillips joing the 'team') doesn't bring Fire Joe Morgan back, nothing will.
Even your cat looked scared.
Look, I'm fine with taking a chance here and there with a fixer upper, but these moves all too frequently mean that he's going to be the #5 starter.
Brilliant post
Buck, Morgan and Phillips all in one booth? Wow. Its like the 3 stooges of baseball. Phillips = Moe, Buck = Curly, Morgan = Larry.
Looks like I'll be syncing the DVR with my AM radio again so I don't have to listen to those idiots prattle for three hours
my life hasnt been the same since firejoemorgan went away
Excellent. I'm waiting for SNY to sign you up as their new writer. If you make it to the big screen at SNY can you slap Carlin around a lil bit... just for shits and giggles?
Fantastic post. Great humor!
Do Wright & Reyes look like Lavern & Shirley- http://morehardball.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-twins-other-than-minnesota.html
LOL ... please call Liz and inform her as to why I'm laughing like a loon. She's getting me fitted for a white sportscoat with the sleeves 'round the back RIGHT NOW!
Very well done. At least us Mets fans can still have a sense of humor.
If you use facebook, join my group, Mets Fans For Manny Ramirez, and let your voice be heard.
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Glad to see you're still in business, Mestra.
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