Saturday, November 10, 2007
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The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
Walk-O-Meter: 17 |
4 comments:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
The depiction of baby Chipper in diapers is so apt, considering his "Hooters" fixation.
Anyway, Chipper wins the 2007 "Most Boorish Player" (MBP) award. I'm sorry I ever questioned David winning the gold glove. From now on I'll passionately defend it.
Demitri - I didn't hear about the comments that Dontrelle made. It must have happened when I was in a self-imposed news blackout after the final terrible Sunday. Maybe he was just being polite? Like, "I'm happy for the Phils", as opposed to sounding like sour grapes? Or did he say it vindictively, meaning he was glad the Mets lost?? I hope it's the former, because my Hate List is getting too long.
I'd have to go back and dig up the quote, but at the time, I thought it was vindictive (and the final thing that sent me into my own self-imposed media blackout. Tough to do when you live in the Philly area. I left lots of Philly Iniquirers at the end of the driveway.
Anyway, you just don't make comments like that. Say something like "Its great at this point in the season, in which we sucked so bad, for so long, to actually be able to have an effect on the pennant race, blah blah blah," and leave it at that.
I use a FileMaker Pro database for my hate list these days.
That's too bad, because I used to really like Willis.
Now all I can say is: et tu, Dontrelle?
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