The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: Have You Seen Us?

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE MUSINGS AND PROPHECIES OF METSTRADAMUS

"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty

"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett

"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve

"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous

"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous

"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark

"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous

"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous

"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)

"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair

"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc

"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met

"Go to hell."-Erica

"You Bastard!"-Erik Love

"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context

"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother

"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon

"Bite me."-Mario

"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince

"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still

"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News

"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love

"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe

"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets

"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David

"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray

"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Have You Seen Us?

If found, please call 718-507-TIXX.

8 comments:

Mets Beast said...: Very clever, very. Made me laugh lol... well I got a new post, hope you check it out.; 3:32 AM
Anonymous said...: Note to Mets' clubhouse staff - it's time to nix the black uniforms.; 9:10 AM
beezermess said...: What...no John Walsh and America's Most Wanted?; 9:30 AM
Mookie McFly said...: Hopefully since today is a day game, everyone will be awake. They sure have looked asleep the last few nights. Too bad Reyes can't bat in every position in the lineup.; 9:54 AM
Anonymous said...: Don't worry. The mets have the abilty to score many points and will win additonal games this season!

We must keep rooting for our team and they will come arond and then we can be proud to be True mets fans and that is what being a fan is all aubot!!!!!!!; 10:49 AM
Toasty Joe said...: Keepin' it simple, Metstra. I like it. By the way, don't miss my post today.; 11:18 AM
Anonymous said...: Yes, the Mets will win "additional" games this season and this is, in large part, due to their ability to score many points. True statements.

I'll be away from my MLB Extra Innings package for the next week and a half or so. Pretty good timing.; 12:40 PM
nLak..B) said...: omg thats making me rofl!; 9:23 PM