From: Marcus Giles [firstname.lastname@example.org]And the verdict?
Date: Sunday July 30, 2006 6:27 pm
Subject: I'm sorry
I want to apologize for taking such a cavalier attitude towards kissing you. Of course I would like nothing more than to feel your lips against mine. I promise to do whatever it takes to win your heart back and get you to kiss me.
Date: Monday July 31, 2006 12:59 am
Subject: RE: I'm sorry
So now that the hot girl is finally rebuffing your advances after 15 years to move to the big city, you come crawling to me?
I've moved to Cincinnati and I'm not coming back.
Go kiss your cousin, Martha Mediocrity.