Showing posts with label Sideshow Bob. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sideshow Bob. Show all posts

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Hey, The Mets Signed An Outfielder With Distinctive Hair!

No, not that outfielder with distinctive hair.

Yeah, it's a minor league deal for Sideshow Bobby Kielty. There's your low end righty, kids.

I kinda dig him off the bench. I just hope he doesn't scare the children with that hair. Because as you know, it's all about the children.

The Mets also signed former Yankee Matt DeSalvo, who had a 31.50 ERA last season with Atlanta. I've had dinner bills at fancy restaurants lower than 31.50. Awesome. There's a signing that has all the excitement of a Citi Field commemorative patch.

I miss Brandon Knight already.