Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Cleared For Takeoff

Jose Reyes has been cleared to resume baseball related activities, and he's headed back to Florida.

For those of you unclear on what exactly is a baseball related activity:

This is a baseball related activity.

This is not.

This is a baseball related activity.

I don't know what this is.

This is a perfectly acceptable baseball drill.

This is never acceptable under any circumstances.

This is baseball.

This is a super secret friendship ritual you used to do in second grade.

This gets the heart pumping.

This is a ventriloquist act. Good for vaudeville, not for baseball.

This should never be resumed. Ever.


FC said...

LOL excellent post. To this day, I still have no idea why he and Wright took those gangster pics. What the hell were they promoting, the Warriors?

In any case, how long before Reyes resumes work outs only to re-aggravate his thyroid.. or whatever? Anyone know how this works?

calzone said...

Another instant classic.
You need a "share this" button for these hysterical posts.

Let's hope the hammys hold up now....

(incidentally my word verification is shinesie....shin easy? GASP!)

Charity said...

Can't lie, loved every picture...