The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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9 comments:
He'll end up with somebody at a bargain price and may make them look smart. I hate to say it....but he'll enter the Hall along with Johnny Bench and Yogi Berra as one of the greatest hitting catchers to play the game. He won't end up like Carter with another team's hat...he'll join Seaver as a Met. He deserves it.
You continue to make good use of Photoshop, Metstra. And this post was very funny, while your last post widened my eyes with its... seething... hate. Keep mixing it up like this and you might get to be 5th in the rotation!
Let this be a lesson to you young bloggers out there. You have to change speeds to be successful in the blogosphere.
ha.just. ha.
is it too early to start talkin' photoshop of the year?
gotta hand it to you...brilliant...
"threw out a baserunner"
Classic. Love the pic. I feel bad for the big guy. You think he regrets not working harder at first base?
hilarious--i still think it will be baltimore-and he will hit 22 HRs in 350 ABs--missing a month due to injury, as always
P.S.--AND THEY WILL FINISH LAST
Let's see Piazza needs a job and Anahiem (or is it Los Angeles at Anehiem - I guess the court will decide!) needs a catcher/DH/right handed hitter.
What are they waiting for?
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