Showing posts with label June. Show all posts
Showing posts with label June. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

The Month That Would Never End


You know, forfeiting would have produced the same score without the eyesore.

I think everybody needs to rip the month of June out of their calendars (wall or desk, it doesn't matter), take it to the Shea Stadium parking lot before Wednesday's game, and burn it as a sacrifice to the baseball gods. When doing so, perform the following chant:

Bel-tran...bomaye! Bel-tran...bomaye! Bel-tran...bomaye! Bel-tran...bomaye! Bel-tran...bomaye!

Why not? Nothing else has worked.

(Oh, and don't forget to vote for Paul Lo Duca for the All-Star game.)