Uhmmm...Beltran didn't hit that grand slam. God did, according to the "quiet, religious, deeply-devoted to his wife, Jessica" Beltran. However, the Mets bullpen sort of voids Beltran's theory of a Supreme Being caring about the Mets. And I'd better find religion soon or the pen is gonna give me a heart attack.
You know, he is in Florida, after all.
Uhmmm...Beltran didn't hit that grand slam. God did, according to the "quiet, religious, deeply-devoted to his wife, Jessica" Beltran. However, the Mets bullpen sort of voids Beltran's theory of a Supreme Being caring about the Mets. And I'd better find religion soon or the pen is gonna give me a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteI think I just peed my pants from laughing so hard <3
ReplyDeletelmao that was possibly the funniest thing i've seen in my life
ReplyDelete*wonedring if metstra has a crew of writers on the payroll*
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