Saturday, December 23, 2006

A Carol For Omar

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
Arlington's no place to go...
Get Zito, get Zito, get Zito.

He doesn't show signs of stopping
And his fastball is a'popping
Since his WHIP is relatively low
Get Zito, get Zito, get Zito.

When we finally say play ball
How I'll hate Jeff Suppan more and more
But if you really sign Zito
His ERA will be well under four.

Negotiations are slowly dying
And Scott Boras is still lying
But if Omar loves me so...
He'll get Zito, get Zito, get Zito.

Happy Holidays to all.
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12 comments:

  1. Mike V6:56 AM

    Excellent! Well done.

    As all year long, Metstra...

    Happy holidays to you and yours.

    -Mike V
    Transplanted Mets Fan

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  2. Anonymous9:04 AM

    This Is Just To Say

    I have swung at
    the fastballs
    that were in
    the Zito cache

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for someone else.

    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    so sweet
    and so blazing.

    -- William Omar Williams

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  3. Anonymous11:23 AM

    Juuuuust what I needed to brighten my morning! Thank you, bro!

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  4. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Well friggin' done MD.

    Can you do one to the tune of "You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch" about the Wilpons' decision to raise ticket prices?

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  5. Anonymous11:52 AM

    I mean, if they're raising ticket prices, they damn well better give Zito the money he wants. As someone who's been clamoring for us to sign him, I suppose I should be ready to put my money where my mouth is...

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  6. The Metmaster12:29 PM

    Author, author!!!
    Well done my friend.
    Who said Tin Pan Alley was dead?

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  7. Anonymous5:17 PM

    very good blog

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  8. The Metmaster12:06 PM

    With Brandon McCarthy under the Rangers tree today, they look like they are out of the Zito market. Omar has an open field to run now. The Giants and Mariners are never going to go dollar-for-dollar with the Mets. Die Scott Boras.

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  9. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Tommy, just came to post the same thing! Thank you, oh thank you, Baby Jesus!

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  10. Anonymous2:39 PM

    The Mets should get Ziot because he can keep other teams from scoring many points and thus the Mets can overcome obstcles.

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  11. Anonymous7:02 PM

    Excellent. Jeff Suppan back at #1
    on the Hate List.
    And deservedly so.

    Happy Holidays, everyone!

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  12. Anonymous8:53 AM

    brilliant just like that...
    reg Marv
    My Photocommunity

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