tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post8684365800375119551..comments2023-10-29T08:25:50.241-04:00Comments on The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: Another Day, Another News Conference, Another WinMetstradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-56113060188616586482009-07-29T14:34:50.454-04:002009-07-29T14:34:50.454-04:00Damus get out of my head!
My thoughts exactly whe...Damus get out of my head!<br /><br />My thoughts exactly when I heard Lil Jeffy spewing how Omar needs some time.<br /><br />How are we not IN on this V-mart talk!?!tommy_calzonenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-45656859542097135712009-07-29T12:53:32.381-04:002009-07-29T12:53:32.381-04:00could you believe it when dwright hit that little ...could you believe it when dwright hit that little patch of high wall in center field? unrealnumber15noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-66085102197325766092009-07-29T10:15:24.232-04:002009-07-29T10:15:24.232-04:00Jeff: (knocks on door) Omar? (muffled sobs from in...Jeff: (knocks on door) Omar? (muffled sobs from inside the room) Omar? Sport? Howya doin'?<br /><br />Omar: Go away!<br /><br />Jeff: Come on, Omar, come out.<br /><br />Omar: NO!<br /><br />Jeff: Come on, you can open the door.<br /><br />Omar: I don't wanna!<br /><br />Jeff: Omar. Now come on, you can't stay in there forever.<br /><br />Omar: No! I'm not coming out! They're all gonna laugh at me.<br /><br />Jeff: Now, Omar, you know that's not true, everyone out here likes you.<br /><br />Omar: NO! I've been listening to FAN, Uncle Joe has been saying mean things about me.<br /><br />Jeff: Now, now, Omar, you know Joe is only joking.<br /><br />Omar: NO! He's being a meanie!<br /><br />Jeff: Now, now, Omar, Joe wouldn't be talking like that if, deep down, he didn't love you.<br /><br />Omar: No, he's a meanie! Adam's the jerk, not me, it's not fair! It's not fair! (sobs) Go away (muffled sobs)<br /><br />Jeff: Omar? Champ? Come on...<br /><br />Omar; I want Tony back, (crying) I want Tony baaaaack!<br /><br />Jeff: Now, you know Tony can't come back, you had to send him away, he's gone forever. <br /><br />Omar: No! They made me. Adam made me. <br /><br />Jeff: Now, Omar, you have to remember the team...<br /><br />Omar: Our team is stinky! And everyone's blaming me (more muffled wailing) It's not fair! They all got boo-boos! And Adam's a snitchface! It's not fair! (moaning and heavy sniffling)<br /><br />Jeff: No Omar, Adam just asked me a couple questions he didn't mean anything by it. <br /><br />Omar: He's a doo-doo head, I hate him, ihatehim ihatehim ihatehim...<br /><br />Jeff: Omar...<br /><br />Omar: Stinky! We're stinky!<br /><br />Jeff: No, we're not, in fact we've just won four in a row.<br /><br />Omar: YOU'RE LYING!!<br /><br />Jeff: I'm not lying, little camper, four in a row! In fact, the last one was a shutout!<br /><br />Omar: NO! I don't believe you.<br /><br />Jeff: Here's the boxscore (slips it under the door)<br /><br />Omar: (pause) You mean, we're not stinky?<br /><br />Jeff: No, no Sport.<br /><br />Omar: Francoeur is hitting good? Honest and true?<br /><br />Jeff: Yeah, honest injun.<br /><br />Omar: (sniffling) Can I have ice cream?<br /><br />Jeff: (laughs) Sure, Omar, all you want, just come out you little scamp.<br /><br />Omar: And no one will laugh at me...<br /><br />Jeff: No one will laugh at you, I promise...<br /><br />Omar: (sheepishly) OK.<br /><br />(the door opens, Omar emerges, Jeff immediately grabs him and puts him over his lap)<br /><br />Jeff: (while spanking) How many times have I told you not to lock yourself in a room after a press conference (Omar wails), and remember, this hurts me more than it does you.<br /><br />(The beat reporters, resumes in hand, stand around Jeff laughing heartily at Omar)<br /><br />(Omar awakens in a cold sweat)<br /><br />Omar: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!<br /><br />(Jeff runs in the room)<br /><br />Jeff: What is it!!??<br /><br />Omar: I had a nightmare.<br /><br />Jeff: You mean the one with Yadier again?<br /><br />Omar: No, a different one... it had (looks at Jeff's stern face), nah, it was Yadier again, I'm sorry Jeff.<br /><br />Jeff: Now we've told you time and time again not to be scared of nightmares, haven't we? (rubs Omar's head)<br /><br />Omar: Yes, sir.<br /><br />Jeff: Now, go back to sleep, we have a long day tomorrow. We have lots and lots of fun people to talk to.<br /><br />Omar: Can I deal Parnell?<br /><br />Jeff: Well, if you're good, and clean your room, we'll see. Now go to sleep.<br /><br />(Omar cuddles up with his Nelson de la Rosa doll and falls asleep)James Allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03964207789326645793noreply@blogger.com