tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post7576448686080827580..comments2023-10-29T08:25:50.241-04:00Comments on The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: You Don't Ingest The GiftMetstradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-44567540918157878342009-08-01T16:20:09.500-04:002009-08-01T16:20:09.500-04:00Don't worry Metstra...that gift will be back j...Don't worry Metstra...that gift will be back just in time tonight for Ollie Perez to rip it to shreds and then continuously throw it for ball 4 fifteen times in 3.3 innings.<br /><br />Enjoy.<br /><br />(starts crying).<br /><br />(really crying).mistermetnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-66040444592312292442009-08-01T13:28:54.892-04:002009-08-01T13:28:54.892-04:00at least Green hit a Diamondback in the ball sack....at least Green hit a Diamondback in the ball sack. I never saw that before.I.M. Formehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293906025619073103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-63543452587131873972009-08-01T13:27:16.563-04:002009-08-01T13:27:16.563-04:00HARPER'S INDEX
---Ratio of CitiBank ATMs to F...HARPER'S INDEX<br /><br />---Ratio of CitiBank ATMs to Flushless Urinals at Wilpon's Folly: 2:1<br /><br />---Ratio of cost of T-shirt at Wilpon's Folly compared to Modell's Clearance Section: 7:1<br /><br />---Ratio of Mets on DL who are "to be activated soon" actually returning on time: 1:17<br /><br />---Ratio of new curses kjs has invented in Section 512 in 2009 compared to Shea in 2008: 2:1kjsnoreply@blogger.com