tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post5865299240592692205..comments2023-10-29T08:25:50.241-04:00Comments on The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: The Florida Marlins: Behind The BlowMetstradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-48862037565201319272008-10-14T19:33:00.000-04:002008-10-14T19:33:00.000-04:00You should check out this ebay auction:http://cgi....You should check out this ebay auction:<BR/><BR/>http://cgi.ebay.com/AAron-Heilman-Signed-Baseball-NY-METS-STEINER-COA_W0QQitemZ110297407006QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item110297407006&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14<BR/><BR/>It reads:<BR/>Aaron Heilman Autographed Baseball<BR/><BR/>PLEASE GET THIS CRAP OFF OF MY HANDS, AWAY FROM MY STORE, OUT OF MY SIGHT AND PUT IT IN THE SEWER JUST LIKE HE DID TO THE NY METS THE LAST 2 YEARS.<BR/><BR/>I paid $40 plus $7.50 shipping for this garbage from Steiner Sports and sold them for $70 when no one knew he was a loser. Now Steiner is selling it for 50% off at $39.95 just to get rid of them also.<BR/><BR/>Oh my Gosh- this guy should have retired years ago but he must have something big on the Mets back office or managers personal life for them to keep him not only on the team, but they actually use this guy to pitch in the games.<BR/><BR/>I have no idea what to charge for this trash and I feel I should pay you to take it and throw it into Flushing Bay or use it for a throw toy for your dog.<BR/><BR/>Gosh - here is the deal- For the 1st person to buy this signed baseball- I will give you the following:<BR/><BR/> * FREE SHIPPING!!<BR/> * AN UNSIGNED PHOTO OF JOSE REYES<BR/> * AN UNSIGNED PHOTO OF BILLY WAGNER<BR/> * AN UNSIGNED PHOTO OF JOHN MAINE<BR/> * ANOTHER DIFFERENT UNSIGNED PHOTO OF JOHN MAINE<BR/> * STILL ANOTHER DIFFERENT UNSIGNED PHOTO OF JOHN MAINE<BR/><BR/>IF MY FAMILY LETS ME, I WILL GIVE YOU MY DOG, KIDS, AND GOLDFISH. <BR/><BR/>I WOULD GIVE YOU MY WIFE BUT THAT MEANS YOU ARE BUYING TWO THINGS THAT ARE WORTHLESS AND THEN YOU WILL REALLY HATE ME.<BR/><BR/>HERE IS THE KICKER- I HATE THIS BALL SO MUCH- I WILL TAKE YOU TO A GAME AT BRAND NEW CITIFIELD SOMETIME NEXT YEAR (I HAVE SEASON TICKETS), AND IF YOU ARE OF AGE, I WILL BUY YOU A BEER IF YOU STILL WANT TO SIT NEXT TO ME AFTER YOU BUY THIS RUBBISH.<BR/><BR/>I truly have no way to tell you how sorry I am for selling you this item but good luck bidding anyway and please do not hate me.Charityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04558502055473509156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-12664830615807353022008-10-14T13:33:00.000-04:002008-10-14T13:33:00.000-04:00Ed, Thanks! Happy Birthday to you as well my b-da...Ed, Thanks! Happy Birthday to you as well my b-day mate!<BR/><BR/>And Upstate, I didn't approve your comment for reasons obvious to you but ... message received. Thank you. I probably need to pay attention and do some spring cleaning.Metstradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-35870715383039290492008-10-14T09:07:00.000-04:002008-10-14T09:07:00.000-04:00Happy belated Birthday Damus.Happy belated Birthday Damus.Ed in Westchesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07074201896216372874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-39859848317052551182008-10-10T11:05:00.000-04:002008-10-10T11:05:00.000-04:00The Phillies have a sign out in centerfield that s...The Phillies have a sign out in centerfield that states: "Ya Gotta Believe" . . .<BR/><BR/>I now want to puke, repeatedly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-81492955180275557452008-10-09T23:34:00.000-04:002008-10-09T23:34:00.000-04:003 collapses would make me start to envy the Cubs.B...3 collapses would make me start to envy the Cubs.<BR/><BR/>Back in the late 90's, I wondered what it would be like to be a Mets fan in Atlanta. Now I know.<BR/><BR/>And speaking of the Phillies, any thought of signing Pat Burrell? I know he really sucked it the last 2 months, but he seems to be clutch in the postseason, loves hitting at Shea (uh oh) and it couldn't hurt breaking up this Phillies team a bit. I'm looking at you Omar, who didn't see any value pursuing Brad Lidge or JC Romero in the last offseason.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-66512991668987671772008-10-09T16:38:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:38:00.000-04:00One, of course, being directly tied to the other--...One, of course, being directly tied to the other--those consecutive collapses have completely dried up our last bit of ammuntion against, well, everything.MetFanMachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09191993046517726498noreply@blogger.com