tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post112632760903877313..comments2023-10-29T08:25:50.241-04:00Comments on The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: The Four Fingers Of FluffMetstradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126412653892719502005-09-11T00:24:00.000-04:002005-09-11T00:24:00.000-04:00Kyle,Thanks for the Tides update...and for a lesso...Kyle,<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the Tides update...and for a lesson in chanting rythmns. You truly do learn something every day.<BR/><BR/>And keep Dae Sung Sisk out of Game 5!Metstradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126410270355170792005-09-10T23:44:00.000-04:002005-09-10T23:44:00.000-04:00Correction: The finale is in Toledo, not Norfolk.Correction: The finale is in Toledo, not Norfolk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126403506397053172005-09-10T21:51:00.000-04:002005-09-10T21:51:00.000-04:00It's another ground ball past Hernandez. Men on 1s...It's another ground ball past Hernandez. Men on 1st and 2nd. Ring fields a comebacker to the mound, throws to first for the out. Men on 2nd and 3rd. Obie comes to the mound and summons RHP Tim Levine (University of Virginia, but before my time) to face the right-hander in his playoff debut.<BR/><BR/>The Hens bring in a left-handed batter to face Levine.<BR/><BR/>"Strike one, on the inside corner."<BR/><BR/>Daubach fields the ball, tags first, throws the ball to second, the tag out is in time, double play, the runner from third does NOT score! Mud Hen players are having to be separated from the umpires. Larry Parish (Mud Hens manager?) can't believe it! Tides win! Tides win! Tides come back to Norfolk tomorrow night for Game 5! Jose Santiago starts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126402695188356742005-09-10T21:38:00.000-04:002005-09-10T21:38:00.000-04:00Liden (?) gets a single with men on first and seco...Liden (?) gets a single with men on first and second in his first AAA AB. Joe Hepatitis (pronounced "Hippus," so I guess we'll be calling him "Hippus Face") is out at home.<BR/><BR/>Brian Daubach's up with 2 out and 2 on and he's been 2-for-4 tonight, after going something like 0-for-20 in previous games.<BR/><BR/>Daubach takes a close pitch with a 1-2 count. Now it's a 2-2 count.<BR/><BR/>"Daubach wearing his black Tides shirt and his gray pants..."<BR/><BR/>Daubach hits a ball "just fair down the RF line in the corner" -- it's an RBI double! Hernandez scores! Two singles and a doubles tonight, oh wow, what a streaker! Tides lead 3-2.<BR/><BR/>"Dae Sung Koo warming up..."<BR/><BR/>Bottom of 9th coming up...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126401938052236462005-09-10T21:25:00.000-04:002005-09-10T21:25:00.000-04:000-0 game until the bottom of the 7th in Toledo ton...0-0 game until the bottom of the 7th in Toledo tonight. Then Angel Hernandez let a groundball go through his legs and then made a wild throw to third after he picked it up.<BR/><BR/>Mud Hens 1, Tides 0.<BR/><BR/>In the top of the 8th, Eric Valent had a big AB where he went 3-2 and fouled off several before drawing a walk.<BR/><BR/>In the same inning, Nye (?) is having the same sort of AB, 3-2 then foul, foul... "a ground ball to Dawkins the shortstop... it squirts through his legs! Runner scores and this is tied 1-1!"<BR/><BR/>After Nye, Calloway draws a full count and then hits a base hit to RF. "The Tides take the lead!"<BR/><BR/>"What an inning this would be if Hernandez had not been thrown out trying to steal."<BR/><BR/>Not his night, it seems. When was the last time a team had two guys named Angel?<BR/><BR/>Mud Hens used 4 pitchers in the top 8th.<BR/><BR/>Now for the important part:<BR/><BR/>The Mud Hen fans use a "Let's go Hens!" chant akin to the "Let's go Mets!" I can't blame them, for I adore the "Let's go Mets!" chant. They could use a "Let's go Mud Hens!" chant, but that would make them like the fans of so many other teams (e.g. the Yankees) who use a two-syllable name chant. I pity these teams, for the two-syllable name chant is of such diluted intensity compared to the one-syllable name chant. Consider:<BR/><BR/>1. Emphasis: Emphasis in the 1-syll is 100% on the name of the team, as in "let's go METS!" The chant is an <B>anapestic foot</B>.<BR/>Emphasis in the 2-syll is only 25% on the name of the team, as in "LET'S go YAN-kees!" The "Let's" gets equal emphasis as the "Yan," which is itself only half of the team name. This chant is <B>trochaic dimeter</B>.<BR/><BR/>2. Building intensity: The 1-syll invites building intensity, as each iteration of the chant follows the other immediately: "let's go METS! <I>let's go METS!</I> <I>let's go <B>METS!</B></I>"<BR/>The 2-syll, in contrast, invites that damn "CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP!" in between each iteration, which just kills the momentum of the chant itself. "LET'S go YAN-kees! CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP! LET'S go YAN-kees! CLAP...etc."<BR/><BR/>3. Heartfelt pleading vs. entitled demanding: 1 and 2 come together to make the 1-syll sound like an increasingly heartfelt plea, and the 2-syll sound like an obnoxious shout. Here's the accompanying thought experiment: If you had to sit in a small room with a drunk and passionate fan of another team and listen to him chant "Let's go BRAVES!" or "LET'S go BREW-ers!" 100 times in succession, which would you prefer? Even though you hate the Braves?<BR/><BR/>So their chant is another reason I love the Mets.<BR/><BR/>NOW THE SCORE is 2-2 and Royce Ring comes in with two out and two men on to set down the batter on three pitches, including a called third strike.<BR/><BR/>9th inning coming up. I'll let you know if anything exciting happens.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126391056412033152005-09-10T18:24:00.000-04:002005-09-10T18:24:00.000-04:00The problem is that the Mets don't have a history ...The problem is that the Mets don't have a history of going out and getting those players. Heck, Hernandez tried to shake them up in 2002 when he said on the air that they "quit" on Valentine. The team whined and cried and the Wilpons nudged Hernandez into apologizing. The Mets don't want that strong personality.<BR/><BR/>I think Floyd COULD have been that guy...which is why I wrote my pitch for him to be Superman...but it's hard to be that strong personality in the lockerroom when you're slumping, and also when you can't even speak your mind to the press without being skewered for it (the "no light at the end of the tunnel" quote, if you remember).<BR/><BR/>Then again, who needs personality when you have a monster bat in the middle of the order...which the Mets don't have.Metstradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126388210055476342005-09-10T17:36:00.000-04:002005-09-10T17:36:00.000-04:00Well, I think Oberkfell will be a good manager--he...Well, I think Oberkfell will be a good manager--he would be a fool to get into that Pittsburgh hellhole. I mean, if the great LLoyd McLendon couldn't get it done there who could? And I hope they do come around and Willie is back, but if they do another swan dive I want him gone. <BR/>To digress (or is it a digression?) The mets (intentionally not capitalized) went out and signed some good free agents this year but they still do not have an everyday player who will grab someone by the ears and shake him when he needs it. Instead they brought in the Cheshire Cat (Beltran). They need a serious personality transplant in the dugout. A Keith Hernandez type if you will. Any ideas? I don't care as much about chemistry as I do about accountability.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126374844879592082005-09-10T13:54:00.000-04:002005-09-10T13:54:00.000-04:00Tommy,Good eye. The Braves photo is actually Sid ...Tommy,<BR/><BR/>Good eye. The Braves photo is actually Sid Bream with a deer.<BR/><BR/>JDon,<BR/><BR/>I'm not ready to throw Willie off the plank yet, but Rick Down can go far, FAR away as far as I'm concerned. One of the worst mistakes they made in the offseason was getting rid of Don Baylor as hitting coach.<BR/><BR/>And I heard Oberkfell's name in conjunction with the Pirates opening. <BR/><BR/>And yes, Solich is a good coach...still regarded in Nebraska. And Ohio has a good run defense. They deserve all the credit in the world for what they did last night.<BR/><BR/>But Dave Wannstedt is clueless.Metstradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126371132391774172005-09-10T12:52:00.000-04:002005-09-10T12:52:00.000-04:00Those scrappy Ohio Bobcats are now coached by UNeb...Those scrappy Ohio Bobcats are now coached by UNebraska washout Frank Solich. They are still expected to be one of the very bad teams in the MAC, but the have a pedigreed coach.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126351750797917792005-09-10T07:29:00.000-04:002005-09-10T07:29:00.000-04:00I know that Randolph has made some puzzling, some ...I know that Randolph has made some puzzling, some stupid, some bullheaded moves this year. I also know that he will probably never be a very good or a great manager. So what. And there is something to be said for the theory that in game moves are just a small part of what a manager does. But if Willie lets this team fall thru the trap door in September he should be fired, plain and simple. If they do not rally themselves back to some degree of repsectability before season's end he should be gone. This is where managers prove their worth. The Mets were competitive for parts of the previous two seasons under Howe before the bottom fell out. I don't care if they are better this year. If the bottom falls out again, it is a symptom of a deeper malady in the organization. Willie has done nothing to try to reverse the downward spiral. He just keeps inking in the same failures in the same spots. They keep coming out with the same stoop shouldered look. The argument for Willie has been his communication and motivational skills make up for his inability to handle the X's and O's. Well, this is it.<BR/><BR/>I always wanted Oberkfell anywayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126350677850713262005-09-10T07:11:00.000-04:002005-09-10T07:11:00.000-04:00Yeah I have to agree in regards to the pics. The b...Yeah I have to agree in regards to the pics. The best is the standings with Todd Zeile. Is the pic next to the Braves also a Zeile photo?<BR/><BR/>Keep up the amazin work Metstra...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126337160265664032005-09-10T03:26:00.000-04:002005-09-10T03:26:00.000-04:00How about a production of "Zumanity" during the se...How about a production of "Zumanity" during the seventh inning stretch instead of the "not pre-shrunk t-shirt toss"?Metstradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126335247389830812005-09-10T02:54:00.000-04:002005-09-10T02:54:00.000-04:00Hippo Face, I like that one. Better even than Inf...Hippo Face, I like that one. Better even than Infidel Castro or, "Hey, douchebag!", none of which of course, are nearly as evocative or as accurate.<BR/><BR/>Metsra, I believe you've just saved me countless hours over the next month with your formulaic, fill-in-the-blanks idea on how to report on Mets games.<BR/><BR/>No matter what happens the rest of the way though, at least we don't have Art Howe to kick around any more.<BR/><BR/>I think we should do away with Mr Met and replace him with a sort of Follies Bergere collective of dancing, half-clad women to entertain the fans after the sixth inning when things start to fall apart.Jaaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14918548497554962346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126332516896521202005-09-10T02:08:00.000-04:002005-09-10T02:08:00.000-04:00Spread the word...and don't get beat up."Hippo fac...Spread the word...and don't get beat up.<BR/><BR/>"Hippo face" is a direct descendant of former Met John Candeleria's nickname: "Horse Face".Metstradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126332296589271072005-09-10T02:04:00.000-04:002005-09-10T02:04:00.000-04:00Well, the man does seem like a gentle soul, and "F...Well, the man does seem like a gentle soul, and "Fluff Castro" just has a wonderful ring to it. Then again, when the alternative is "Hippo Face," the bar isn't set very high. Because of its frightening accuracy, that name is equal parts appealing and appalling. I like names that I can holler from the stands, so for the series at RFK I might try "Fluff." It will depend on who's sitting near me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126331623270408322005-09-10T01:53:00.000-04:002005-09-10T01:53:00.000-04:00My wife, who knows nothing of baseball, loves the ...My wife, who knows nothing of baseball, loves the pictures. <BR/><BR/>So do small children...or so I'm told.Metstradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126331534623336452005-09-10T01:52:00.000-04:002005-09-10T01:52:00.000-04:00It's admittedly a reach but...Tiger Woods once had...It's admittedly a reach but...<BR/><BR/>Tiger Woods once had a caddie named Fluff.<BR/><BR/>Ramon Castro, at least at the beginning of the season, caught whenever Pedro Martinez pitched...thus making him Pedro's caddie.<BR/><BR/>Hence, Ramon = Fluff (for the purposes of this blog)<BR/><BR/>I'm sad it never caught on past this site...but then again, I get sad over ripped jeans, so what do I know.Metstradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126331424003146432005-09-10T01:50:00.000-04:002005-09-10T01:50:00.000-04:00Brilliant use of an instructional picture book, by...Brilliant use of an instructional picture book, by the way. Your writing is the major draw here, but your always appropriate but rarely predictable pictures add a good bit to the appeal of the enterprise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12468344.post-1126331207901301222005-09-10T01:46:00.000-04:002005-09-10T01:46:00.000-04:00I'm not complaining, because it always makes me sm...I'm not complaining, because it always makes me smile, but why do we call Castro "Fluff"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com